My husband was taunting me with tales of a mystery UPS delivery to arrive today. Oh he gave lots of random clues. It something you will absolutely love. You don’t need it but you will love it. Don’t go anywhere because you may need to sign for it. Then off to work he goes.

So I am curious and excited about this mysterious package. And it’s coming today. Cool! So I thought… hmmm. Maybe I can get a clue on his computer. So I look at his search history from yesterday. And there it is! The brand new Verizon Droid! He looked at on the 21st. The same day the order was placed. That’s it! All day long I was getting more and more excited about my new phone.

I looked at the features of the phone. Contemplated how I would get all my numbers and data transferred. A new toy…I am so excited! But where is UPS? From 9am until…7pm I waited. And then the doorbell rang. Yippee!!!!!! It’s finally here my new…strawberries. Oh. How very nice. There they were.  Very carefully packaged were one dozen of the most decadent chocolate covered strawberries ever.  Some dipped in coconut; some double dipped in different colored chocolate. Not one new ring tone in earshot!

Truth be told it was a creative, romantic and delicious gift. Had I not been a snoop I would not have deprived myself of the appropriate amount of excitement. Did I let it show? No way! A boy must be encouraged for gestures like that. It could have been house slippers. At this point I am certain that I have, today, ended up on Santa’s naughty list. So what is tomorrow’s delivery? I am sure it will be a stocking full of coal. Merry Christmas to all the good girls who haven’t been snoopy!