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“OMG!” Please Just Stop.

On ABC we sometimes watch, “Extreme Makeover,” on Sunday nights. When each family member sees the new house they say, “Oh My God!” When someone wins money on TV they say, “Oh My God!” When an award is received on the Grammys, Oscars and the likes, they say, “Oh My God!” When we crown Miss America, she says, Oh My God!” When we hear good news or bad news we say, “Oh My God!”

Please Just Stop.

It has become so casual, society shor...

My husband was taunting me with tales of a mystery UPS delivery to arrive today. Oh he gave lots of random clues. It something you will absolutely love. You don’t need it but you will love it. Don’t go anywhere because you may need to sign for it. Then off to work he goes.

So I am curious and excited about this mysterious package. And it’s coming today. Cool! So I thought… hmmm. Maybe I can get a clue on his computer. So I look at his search history from yesterday. And there it is...

There are a lot of things I can’t do. I can’t skate. My coordination is not what it used to be! As a teen I was a whiz! I could cross over my leg to turn and everything. All skate! It was fun. I can’t bowl anymore because of an injured elbow. This may change as time goes on. I can’t dance. It is a pet peeve if friends pressure me to get out on the dance floor.

I cannot handle emergencies very well. Our Bichon we had for more than ten years passed away. I was a basket case!...

You grab the first basket and suddenly your hear, “click, rattle, clickety, thump, thump, thump.” You grab another one and same thing so you think, “I’ll just hurry up and deal with it.” And you just can’t seem to find a quiet basket. Annoying!

Something else that doesn’t seem right…In Mascara commercials the models are wearing false eyelashes! I guess we could all have luscious lashes if we put on false ones. No need for Mascara. False eyelashes = false advertis...

It’s a great idea! Warm cookies right out of the oven with ice cold milk. I’ll just pre-heat the oven. Mmmm… the cookie dough tastes good even before its baked. Man did I have a bad day today. Oh look! Entertainment Tonight is on. Just one more bite. I’ll make a half batch.  The oven is beeping and the cookie dough is gone. You might as well turn the oven off. Have any of you ever done that? It happens so quickly it’s over before you knew it! There are logical reasons something like...

My grandmother was by far the most amazing person in my life. She has been gone for more than 10 years now and I still think of her almost daily. I am grateful my children knew her as, "G-Granny," for great grandma. On a regular basis she would write me letters. But not just letters. She also filled the envelope with cartoons, coupons, recipes, photos, etc. I knew when I retrieved her letter it would be a little grab bag surprise. I have kept every single one. Days before she died, I recei...

Father, thank you for making me righteous and accepted through the blood of Jesus. Because of that I am blessed and highly favored by You. I am the object of your affection. Your favor surrounds me like a shield, and the first thing people come into contact with is your favor shield.

Thank you that I have favor with You and man today. All day long people go out of their way to bless me and to help me. I have favor with everyone that I deal with today. Doors that were once closed are...

It's Friday and here is my agenda. Create six event proposals for new clients for weddings and parties. This consists of pricing catering, DJ/music, decorations, photographers, etc. These all came in yesterday. Work on the agenda and powerpoint for our sermon planning team meeting in the morning. Take Keaton to see his mama and brother Liam at the hospital. First stop and get Steph magazines, cupcake, and stuff for hospital boredom. (I told her to just chill it rest without 3 boys for a few d...